Bitch Condom

Last night i had a dream i was in my old room from my fraternity house. I was sleeping over as a guest because i don't live there anymore. I woke up to this blonde girl demanding to know where Darrin was (one of the current occupants). She was being a real bitch about it, and i was getting pissed off because i was trying to sleep and this bitch was waking me up for her own selfish reasons. She was some girl that hooked up with him before and i guess had come back for more. She was trying to be a tough-bitch front but i could see that she was weak and wanted some ass. Then she found an unopened condom on his bed, which was abnormally long and narrow with red sheets, and got pissed off and demanded to know why there were condoms just sitting on his bed. This gave away the fact that she had emotions for him and was hurt by this. She found another unopened condom and i saw the "oh well, fuck it" look on her face and she gave up her emotions and decided she would settle for the ass.

I picked up the second condom and it looked unusual so i opened it. It was red and abnormally large. I unrolled it over my arm and was surprised to see that it did not have any lube of it and it felt just like a balloon. The reservoir tip even had enough room in it for my hand to move around rather freely. I got up out of bed and walked around the house making jokes about it.

Kid Slide Wheelchair

Last night I had a dream I was with a bunch of friends and we were in this crowded school. We were in the hallway when we saw a kid in a wheelchair. We wanted one so we could fuck around with it. So someone got one and we were wheeling someone around in it. then i was in this huge gymnasium. I was sitting on the far side from the entrance where a kids playground slide, the one that twists around, was standing. It was that brownish colored plastic, almost like brown tye-dye. My little brother was there and a bunch of other kids his age. They were all in bathing suits and the competition was to go down the slide the best. They all went and I don't know who won, i thought it was stupid, but when it ended, like any event, people were everywhere, walking around talking. Then, I was still sitting by where I was originally, and these girl, maybe a few years older than my brother (11) were coming up to me and trying to sit close to me and talk to me. I was getting a little wierded out, and it's kind of like that for me in real life. For some reason, younger girls, maybe middle school age or a little younger, like me, and make it pretty obvious.

Anyway, one girl even had the balls to come over and put her head in my chest and whine to me about something. Girls often do this because they want attention, and to be close to someone. This girl had straightened, black, shorter hair with way to much hair spray. I have her the bullshit comforting lines and got her to go away.

Then the place was clearing out pretty well so my friends and I decided to fuck around with the wheelchair on the stairs and escalator, but we couldn't find the wheelchair so we started going around and looking for them. 2 of us went up to the second floor and we now had these nerf guns. I was about to go into this one carpeted classroom and i saw a kid hiding around the corner from the reflection of a mirror on the far side of the room. I saw he had this huge nerf gun, so i jumped back, let him come around the corner, knocked his gun away, tripped him to the ground, and put my smaller gun to his neck. I asked him if he knew anything about where the wheelchair was, he said no, but i didn't believe him, so I asked him again with some threat at the end. He tole me it was back on the entrance floor next to the water fountain. So me and my friends slid down the escalators in our socks (these were unusual escalators) and found the chair.

Mashed Potatoes Dark Drive

Last night my dream started in a wooden cabin, it had the feeling of a traditional japaneese household. i was in a cooking class with some random people. there was an instructor that was explaining something about twice baked potatoes and was comparing it to how afgani children are educated.. we had to roll and mix the mashed potatoes in this huge pile, but every time we rolled it, the volume kept increasing until everyone in the class was buried except for their heads. i was telling people how to get out because i avoided being trapped, but they weren't even acknowledging me or the mashed potatoes.

next, my dream jumped to me driving down a residential neighborhood, the houses were fairly large, but the streets were not lit, and there were no lights on in any of the houses. I was driving in the hyundai santa fe, and i was trying to find a way out, while dodging these low tree branches that were sticking out into the road.