Parts of Dreams

last night i had this dream that i was leaving my fraternity house to go home, this girl that lives in the sorority house 2 houses down, who is also one of my fraternity brother's ex gf, asked if she could go home with me cuz she had nothing to do. It was a little awkward but i was just stopping home real quick. i got to my home in NJ and it was empty, she was walking behind me and I was hoping that none of my family would come home, because i din't want them to get the wrong idea. she is kinda overweight, trashy, and unattractive, to me at least. i was downstairs in my old room, and her ex bf/ my fraternity brother was there, and i was embarassed cuz i thought he might get the wrong idea, then she was naked on top of us, hinted that she wanted to get double teamed, and i slipped out and left.

a dream i had a few days ago was pretty violent. It was actually a dream within a dream, and then the same dream repeated, but i changed it because i knew what was going to happen. I was at this big elaborate, tall old house. this attractive middle aged blonde woman was there (she's an actor, idk her name, she was the slut from the first 'wall street' movie with charlie sheen) i had to carry this heavy rope to the roof and for some reason she was on one of the middle floors of the house and she was messing with me. for some reason she was after me and she had this brown leather whip. she had the power to jsut come up and kill me, but she wanted to play a game, and mess with me. somehow i kinda outsmarted her and met up with a group of friends. they knew she was hunting them too, and she appeared in this cinderblock garage, blue light, old rusty towtruck in it. she didn't see us because we were hiding, and she was pissed that she didn;t get us while in her house. she sent these minions that looked liek 4-5 ft round topped trashcans, but they mvoved fast, and their intent was to tear you apart. as soon as we saw she sent them in after us, we all scattered and a bunch of ut got killed.

i woke up from the dream within my dream, and told my friends about it, and to follo me and do as i say. we escaped the house, and then we were in the garage again with the rusty tow truck. we all took permanent hiding places before she unleashed the minions, and none fo us dies. she got frustrated and left. we left the garage and started taking back staircases to try to get out fo the building. we heard her screech at the top of the building's fire escape stairs. there was no door to get out so we climbed out the window, and some other people took another way out. I got out and was in a grey marble/stone garden area, it was liek a country club area, and i wasn't a member so i drew attention from the members playing golf... that's all i remember

Capture the Water Polo Ball

Not too strange of a dream, but It was me and a bunch of people from my fraternity and girls that hang around a lot. We were divided into teams for this game that was like water polo and capture the flag. It was in a large square pool. In the opposite corners there was a ball hanging over the water for each team. That was the 'flag'. There weren't really any rules, you just had to capture the other team's flag and bring it back to your corner.

I had a plan, and I was the 'ace in the hole' for the team. I had one of those small mouth-air tanks, like you would see the lifeguards use on bay watch. it gave them 5-10 min of air when breathing with that tank. The plan was to have everyone distract the other team, while i swam around the border underneath everyone, undetected.

This worked and i swam up behind whoever was guarding the goal. I surfaced, only to find that the 'flag' was actually one of those heavy rubber diving bricks. I snagged it, they saw me, but I was all the way at the bottom of the 12 ft pool and my team guarded me on my trip back.

we went again and the other team knew we were going to do the same thing again, so, i said this time, we all need to pull the other team members under the water so they freak out. I could help do this the most because i had air to breathe, but i said that 1 of us could pull down 2 of the team members, because we would take full breaths, while the other guys would be struggling to breathe before they got pulled down. This would activate their will to survive and breathe instead of playing the game. It worked, i nearly drowned the goalie, took the brick and retuned it to base.

that's it

Lava Resort

Last night I had a dream similar to the movie "Dante's Peak". I was at some mountaintop resort and it had lots of fountains/natural springs surrounding it, and the thing was that the resort was built on top of a natural hot spring, and it even had one in it's lobby.
Well, there was some wierd activity happening with the springs, they were sporadically over flowing and lots of carbonation/fine bubbles. which wasn't normal. My first thought was, there's gonna be an eruption. I was telling people but no one wanted to believe me. Then shit started to turn bad.
Lava started slowly oozing out of the mountain into the springs. The lava wasn't out but it was turning the water acidic once it was exposed to it and burning all the people that were in it. So there was acid water splashing around everywhere, and this girl that i guess i knew was following me. There were people behind us that were burned pretty bad by the acid, and they saw that we weren't burned yet and they didn't like that so they started coming after us to try to push is into the acid water/lava. The girl behind me got splashed and screamed. Then she got the same attitude when she saw that I wasn't burned. She started speaking very angrily toward me and the only thing i remember her saying was, "Will it be better if I take my top off?!" (cuz she saw me looking at her burned flesh with disgust) she threw her bikini top at me and came after me. I grabbed her by her arms where she wasn't burnt and threw her into the acid water. She screamed again as the acid burned the back of her head open and killed her. Then i looked up the mountain sid of the resort and saw a ton of lava flowing down toward me. Then i woke up.

Alien Visit-SCUBA Dive

last night i had some wierd ass dreams.

I was out in some town and all of these past alien-abductees were released from their alien captors. They weren't dead, but they weren't quite alive. they were pale, had dry skin. they stil retained some part of their former selves. this one lady, who was in much better condition than the others, could still remember that she liked to ride her motorcycle and could still do it. Some of the others were more or less zombies. they coudl walk around and they had reactions, but they couldn't speak, some fo them were mutilated. My deduction was that they were some fo the first abductees and the aliens didn't know how to preserve their bodies proficiently yet. Apparently some fo them had lived with the aliens for 20 years voluntarily. There seemed to be a sense of alarm throughout all the normal people, as if the alens would come down. Then as quickly as these people appeared, they disappeared and went back to the spaceship.

The next part of my dream, took place right outside the gates of my highschool campus. It was dark out, and raining, kinda. The ocean level was up to the middle part of campus, which flooded out the first floor of the barracks i used to live in. I was with some other people, and we kept diving down. The water was well lit, and were were swimming with, non-agressive sharks and other fish, there were small groups fo rock/coral. We went back to this house (can't remember where or what it was) to get bananas and bread to put in bottles to squirt out in the water to atract the fish.

I dont even know what to name this one.

Yesterday I took an hour nap between classes and had a crazy ass dream...

I was on the fishing boat that I was on a few weeks ago in Miami. The people that were originally there were there as well, they were catching fish but they were very small, not much bigger than your hand. We docked and I had to make my way across this slightly muddy field/hill with pressed down grass. This Kid, B was following me and bothering me. In real life this kid is a closet homo. I was walking toward this big rusty metallic looking castle wall. There was supposed to be this dubstep concert inside. I got inside and it was filthy. It was like rusty greasy metal and mud everywhere. There was music blasting and dirty people running everywhere. I went into this showering chamber to get clean. One of my fraternity brothers C was in tehre cleaning up too and he was complaining about other people not doing shit, as usual. That other kid B started bothering me again and i told him that if he didn't leave me alone I'd humiliate him in front of everyone. Next I was in my fraternity house, but it was attached to a mall and outside my room was rickedy wooden floors and wall stud beams randomly placed.

I walked out into the normal area of the mall, it was 3 or 4 floors white tile. I ran into this girl that used to go to Drexel with me, D, but she was taller and thinner, better looking. She was with a socially awkward asian friend, and then she talked to me, said the chicken was giving her acid reflux, and i asked if the cafeteria meal was chicken parmesan. she didn't give me a clear answer but she started sinking through the floor onto the floor below. I thought it was funny.

I needed to go back to my room so i drifted to the floor below too. The floor was now the rickedy wood and there were sorority pledges all in the same outfit mopping the floor. I recognized one of them, she looked at me and recognized me, but we didn't say anything to eachother.

I made my way into, what I thought was my room, but I was a floor above my room. I walked in and started to go to the back portion of my room and saw my roomate's ex gf havign sex with her new bf. She was riding him, but wearing a yellow shirt and everything was covered with blankets. I immediately started to leave and even said to myself "this isn't MY room". As i was walking out, a bunch of people started comign in and i was trying to tell them to leave but then the couple in the other room came out. I had a bunch of laundry in my hands that wasn't mine so i started walkign around asking whos laundry it was.

I saw another one fo my fraternity brothers folding laundry with some other socially awkward kid. he said it was his so i jsut dumped the laundry in front of him and left the room. I went up to my room and now I had to leave with my gf to go somehwere.

She wanted to try having sex in the car while driving, so we were trying to do it but it was very dangerous so i asked if I should pull over, she said yea, and then...

I told myself, ok, i gotta wake up, i got work to do. So I did...

Graveyard

I had this dream, I think i was homeless. and every night i had to go and sleep in this big gated compound or a graveyard of some sort. it had rolling hills and trnches, and dead timber and bare bushes and garbage and i had to sneak because i was alone and there were groups of other people that would rob and beat or kill you if they found you. i forget what i was doing during the day but every night i had to sneak back in there, and each time it was jsut as scary as the last.

New Frat House

Last night i had a dream that I was moving into a 2nd fraternity house, right next door to the one we have now. It was a large house, wrap around porch, looked like an old couple had owned ti alst as it was in somewhat moderate dis-repair. I walked in through the rear/side door to the kitchen and one fo my fraternity brothers TB was back making a sandwich in he kitchen. I walked through the old house, it had a victorian feel to it. it had the formal rooms and then a large staircase upstairs. I went upstairs to what would be my room. It wsa a long room that took up most of the side of the house on the 2nd floor. It had bare hardwood floors and was kinda dusty. one of my franternity brothers IF was already moved in and had company over. Later, after my furniture was set up, i had to leave the house and for some reason i had to leave through the window by my roommate's bed.

That's all i can remember

Chuck Norris Survival / Zombie

The first thing i remember is flying in a chartered plane and we were heading toward the ridge of a mountain, the collision detector started going off and this other red biplane came at us from ove rthe other sid eof the ridge.

things kinda morphed and i was on the ground watching this red biplane fly over head and chuck norris jumped out and landed near by. we were in the wilderness, looked like out west with the orange-red rock and pine trees, maybe california. then something was giving us instruction on our mission and what we needed to do to survive. One of the things was to gather water in our canteens from the pond next to us. I started doing that and this huge snake started coming out fo the water, slowly and i had to keep backing away and moving around things to try and stall it.

next thing i knew i was with 2 other people, it was dark out and we were looking for a place to hold up for the night. we found this average looking house, light blue, and went inside, we cleared the rooms and then went upstairs to lock outselves in a bedroom. The house was pretty shanty and uncared for. We were in one of the smaller bedrooms on the 2nd floor. then we heard the zombies outside coming toward the house. I went downstairs with the crowbar to fight a few of them off but they were coming in too fast. so i ran back upstairs to try to lock the door but the door was half broken and didn't even have a door handle...

I had the crowbar in my hand while my other 2 companions stood in the other corners of the room, not knowing what to do. This one female zombie walked in slowly but i didn't smash her with the crowbar. she got a few steps in, turned around, closed the door, and said she wasn't a zombie and told us how to hide in the room sinc we couldn't lock the door. We had to hide ourselves under the bed and under these decayed corpses on the floor.

Shower/Summmer Camp

first part of my dream last night was me at my home in NJ going to take a shower. My friend A and his gf R came into the bathroom and were hanging out. I was tryin to get them to leave cuz i needed to take a shower but then they started bringing stuff in. They brought in a ladder and it was half wya in the shower and half way out. the room then turned into what was supposed to be the downstairs basement to my father's house except the ceilings became much higher and the walls were tan, and it was in a big open room with tan walls. The shower/bathroom still had white tile on 2 of the walls, and the other 2 were open to the rest of the room. A and R finally took the ladder down but then the old white tiles started to fall and peel off of the wall. I was gettin annyoed cuz none of this would have happened had they not just left in the first place.

Then it changed to me wakin up in my house (not a familiar house, but it was suposed to be mine), I looked out the window, my room was on the 2nd floor looking out the side of the house. It felt like a normal summer morning. I had to get ready to go to camp, because I was a camp counselor, and i had to take my little brother as well, because he was a camper. I kept going out to my car and forgetting stuff so i had to run back up to my room. but then when we finally got on our way to camp, we were walking through the woods on a trail. I remembered that i forgot something again and i decided to run back to go get it. While i was running back i heard something folowing me. I stopped to listen and i heard it rustling under some leaves. I decided to keep running. When ti got to my house I saw what had been folowing me. This lizard about 8 inches long. I deemed it a pest so i stomped on it's head a few times to kill it. I looked around for what I came back for and then when i looked back at the lizard, it was moving again, so i stomped it a few more times. It's head wasn't gone, but it was smashed with red goo covering it. It got up again and tried to run away so i stomped it again but it still ran away.

last night dreampt that i was at some beach, in the beach town. I was in a house with a few of my fraternity brothers. One of their mothers was in the house with us. we all went out to get something and i brought my friend's mother back a plastic cup with icecream in it. She was really happy to receive it.

Then the dream kinda morphed into a small isolated beach area with a few houses surrounding this beach area. The beach was short and steep and I was telling someone about how i had stayed there every summer for years and was pointing out the houses I had stayed in. Also, a good friend from childhood was there with his family, and they had rented houses on the same beach too.

there was one other part that i can't really remember. i was in some neighborhood. there was a lot of lawn area and trees. I didn't feel comfortable there. it was a quiet summer day.

Hobo Dildos

I haven't written in a while, mostly because i'm too tired to dream, or i just can't remember them.

from what i can remember of my 2 recent ones is this:

I was in the basement of my fraternity house going to do laundry and i saw a homeless guy standing in one of the corners, i dropped my laundry basket and started to run back upstairs, when i saw another one across the room, they were saying something, but i couln't understand. they were talking about letting in more bums, and one fo them let another in through the storm doors and i started to run back up the stairs and they were shuffling towards me behind me.

another dream i was sitting on this girl's bed talking to her and she was telling em about how she uses her dildo 2 times every night