Thursday, May 27, 2010

Talledega Vaughn - Awkward Marriage

The dream starts out with me, my older brother&his wife, my oldest niece, and my dad's gf walking out of my niece's dance recital. my brother and his wife leave in their car,a nd me, my dad's gf and my neice are walking down Rt.1 near the baltimore pike merge. they start walking in the opposite direction towards media, and i have to keep walking to get my car and drive back to pick them up. I get to my car and drive to another town where it's darker out, late summer evening. the town looks liek this town i have to drive through to get to my vbrother's house.

in the movie "the longest yard" with adam sandler, he gets arrested int he beginning for drunk driving and the cops are chasing him...

well, in my dream adam sandler get away and they are trying to pull over Vince Vaughn, who they mistake for looking like him, he finally pulls over and yells at the cops that he's not adam sandler and speeds off in his race car, but they don't believe him and keep chasing him.

next, i end up in this, big dark church with that darker tan worn stone blocks an infinitely high ceiling with a crowd of people behind be, mostly my fraternity brothers and some girls. well, there's two of us getting married, i'm getting married to my current gf, and my friend adam is getting married to his, but as a joke, i'm "marrying" my friend andrew who's standing in as my bride, and adam is marrying our friend "R". it's not a gay marriage, but for some reason it's funny. our gf's are sitting in the crowd. to make things wierder, as part of the marriage ritual, my bed, with just the blue mattress sheet, is in front of us,and we have to kneel on it. There's a black woman standing to the right of us and she keeps looking at the bed wierd. and the more i look, the more i see the old sex-stains on the sheets that now look glazed over like someone put epoxy-resin on it.

so, a bunch of my fraternity brothers came over and cleaned them off with paper towels. the ceremony continues and our gf's had to say "i do" from the audience.

afterward we all went to this cafe/convenience store. we had a keg of beet, but it was plastic. these other guys had a taller skinnier keg and were being obnoxious assholes and eventually left. my gf, or new wife, had different parents, her mother was at the wedding, but her parents were divorced and he father showed up for the after party, i walked by when they were talking, i had never seen her father, he was a taller, thinner white guy with a mustache, he was an asshole, he didn't kow who i was. he got mad and left. the rest of the dream was dealing with my gf/new wife and her family drama, he older sister who i had never met showed up too. people kept drinking and that was the end of the dream.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

V - Alien Captive

So last night i had a dream about the show "V"

The beginning is kinda fuzzy, we were part of the resistance group "5th column" but everyone was miniature, and we were travelling back and forth to the same room in the "V" or alien spaceship hovering above the city. There were a few of us in contact and we sometimes traveled back and forth secretly.

The next part was when the "V" leader, picked out everyone that was on the ship and even the aliens that were part fo the 5th column. They had us captive and were moving us around the ship, which then turned into a mall. They took us into a sporing goods store, small place, and there was some distraction outside the store in the mall. I then saw a small group of the prisoners escape through a back exit of the store which was unlocked from the outside by someone helping these other prisoners out, so 3 of us took the opportunity to escape as well.

We were racing down a concrete staircase and opend a door into an empty hallway, shiny marble like floors and glass walls, looked like it was below the 1st floor, 2 alien guards came aroudn the corner and the three of us attacked, stol their weapons and killed them. and took their uniforms, which were the old army camouflage.

we went through another door in the corner, and immediately found ourselves in an office rooom filled with tons of cubicles and high ceilings. we played it cool and got someone to show us to a back door exit. i walked outside into the sunny parlking lot and then i woke up

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Wolf Attack & Club Girl

The 'Wolf Attack' dream is a dream I had about 2 weeks ago.

In real life: There is an area called "the four corners" where i grew up in NJ. It's just an intersection of 2 roads on the border of Kinnelon and Boonton township. There's nothing special there, some open fields, a horse farm, and a bunch of fenced in sheep. Now, in northern Jersey, there are plenty of Black bears in the area, but they never really bother anyone other than tipping over trash cans, or stealing picnic food. Well, at the 'four corners' there is a relatively small fenced in area at the edge of some woods, with sheep in it. There's also an animal farmers often keep with their livestock called an 'alpaca' they're basically llamas, but farmers keep them to deter predatory animals, because alpacas have an unusual smell and they're nasty.

well, my mother told me that a black bear killed a sheep in this area. Which is very unusual. 2 days later i have this dream...

My younger brother, his friend from across the street, and I hear about this story, so we decide to go see the mauled sheep. When we get there, the area is about 10x bigger with multiple fenced in areas, than what it is in real life.
So we're walking next to a wire fence area, which has a typical wooden horse fence along the far side of the wire-fenced in area. Wee pass the end of the boxed in wire fence area and I look over and see a lone wolf on the other side of the wooden fence. My little brother and his friend are walking about 10 feet in front of me.

At the same moment, the wolf sees us. I tell them to run as fast as they could back the way we were coming. I knew we couldn't out run the wolf, so I knew i had to hold off the wolf until they were far enough away. The wolf see them start running and starts running towards us. I'm holding my ground, but the wolf ran around me to go after my brother and his friend, so i started running after the wolf.

my little brother and his friend were just getting over this low wooden fence, and i yelled for them to duck behind the fence. I did this because i knew the wolf would have to jump over it with speed, this jumping over them, and i knew by the time the wolf jumped over the wall, stopped, turned around and could start to come back, i could be over the fence and in front of them.

So, they ducked behind the wall, the wolf jumped over, i got over the wall, and now the wolf had no choice but to face me, if he wanted to get one of the younger ones.

So i took a few challenging steps toward the wolf taunting it. I told my little brother and his friend that when the wolf came at me, they needed to keep running. The wolf came at me and pounced on me, he was much stronger and heavier than i expected. So now he was on top of me and i had managed to grab the lower left part of it's jaw with my right hand, the wolf bit down, splitting open my knuckles. I pulled my hand out and grabbed the other side with my left. I was trying to prevent the wolf from biting me. My hand were the only weapons i had, and i was going to use them to no end. Now the wolf was pulling it's head away to get my hand free from it's jaw. My little brother and his friend were running now and i was relieved because i knew they were going to be safe as long as i could keep the wolf focused on me.
the wolf bit my left hand and split my knuckles open again. The wolf came to bite towards my neck and i jammed my right hand as far as i could towards the back of the wolf's mouth. (this is supposed to cause a gag reflex and stop the wolf from biting) It stopped the bite and i managed to get my legs around the abdomen of the wolf (i'm fighting from my back). As dogs see it, their stomachs are the vulnerable part so, they try to protect it the most. Now that i had my legs wrapped around this wolf, he did not like this so he was trying to back up to get free so he could attack again, but i had my legs locked.
The wolf senses this so, he came back to bite me again. I shielded myself with my left arm, simultaneously, i grab the wolf's front left leg and lift it off the ground. the wolf's teeth sank into the my forearm, but i managed to make the wolf unbalanced and flip it over on it's side by twisting my hips & lifting it's leg.
The wolf was now on it's left side. I managed to pin my left knee on it's front right leg. The wolf was trying to bite my left knee, with some succss, but my life depended on keeping this wolf pinned. I got my right leg free from around the wolf and was trying to get my right knee inside of the wolf's left front leg so i could potentially rip both front legs out of the wolf's sockets, or at least incapacitate it.
I immediately realize that the plan wasn't going to work, so i opted for choking the wolf. I abandoned the knee pin, and at the same time wrapped my left arm arounf the wolf's throat, kicked my left leg between the wolf's back legs (to prevent it from getting up), and grabbed hold of my left elbow with my right hand and squeezed as hard as i could. It didn't feel like i was making much progress, and the wolf was writhing and snapping, only centimeters away from my eyes. I managed to work my right leg around the wolf's back and in between it's rear legs as well. (in wrestling we call this a 'grape vine') I arched my back as much as i could, straightened out my legs, and squeezed my arms as hard as i could. I remember looking in the direction where my little brother and his friend had run, and i couldn't see them, so i knew they were out of danger.

Then I woke up....



Club Girl

I was in a darkly lit night club, like a rave or something. i walk out of the main room into a hallway and i see a girl sitting on a lower level left of the main hallway in a black dress with black hair. Very greek looking. I stop and look at her, she looks at me. I can't really describe it, but the eyes can sometimes tell you more than words. she was telling me that either she was relieved to see me or she had been expecting/waiting for me. with my eyes i accepted that and i walked over to where the floor dropped off and she walked over and placed her hands around my lower legs and looked up at me.

that's it

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Sexy/Parental Control/Greek Myth Dream

This is my first post for my dream log. I have been having crazy dreams lately, and my father gave me the idea of keeping track of my dreams. I think it will be interesting to look back and read them. Today is May 4th, 2010. The following is of my dream last night:

I call it: Sexy/Parental Control/Greek Myth Dream

From what I remember, I was hanging out with a bunch of people, and there was this girl that everyone liked cuz she was a big flirt, and presumably lacked some self respect, but no one that I was hanging out with got any farther than the teasing. This crowd was not a crowd i regularly hung around, but I was this night, and playing it cool, being the slight introvert i normally am in large crowds. This girl was a slim latina girl, black wavy hair, tied back, black low-cut shirt, big puerto rican tits, tight jeans, and a non-puertorican ass... a small but nicely shaped butt, narrow-er face with big eyes, proportionally narrow nose, and a typical hispanic jaw that ended in a rather pointy chin, medium tan skin "dark-caramel if you will" if you will. I think you get the picture.

So, in this social scene, she was the center of attention, and making sure of it. she took notice of the reserved kid (me) hanging out near the far edges of the group. Since I was a new sight to her, she approached me and we conversed, I got that feeling that she was interested in me more simply because I wasn't drooling over her like most of the other guys around. I know this type of girl very well, and they are trouble, they do what they can to get what they want and then you're yesterday's news. they act like they want you until they have 'conquered' you in whatever way satisfies them. She went back to the group and the group moved on to hang out in another place. One of the guys said something to me about how he thought she liked me, but i shrugged it off, and figured she does the same to everyone. And since a girl like that can't stand to not have a guy drooling over her to fill her insecurity, she was only interested in me simply because of that, and she had to conquer me to make herself feel better.

Some parts of the dream are a little fizzy but, she came up to me later and wanted to go somewhere with me. My assumption was to make out, or w/e, but I turned her down, she shrugged it off like it wasn't a big deal. (I'm single in the dream, but I know this girl is trouble regardless) I knew she wasn't happy with this and would try something more desperate later, which was what worried me.

I think time fast forwards and me and the same group of people are at someone's house for a bar-be-que. the house is a 80's, 2 story country house, the yard wasn't taked care of very well, and the property was in the woods with lots of luch forest surrounding it. The lawn looked like it had been mowed with and old push mower just for the purpose of having this social gathering. Clothes lines with clothe hung in the backround,a nd the grey-blue smoke of charcoal grill created the stereotypical summer atmosphere. I was in the backk of the yard making a call and once i finished the call, I turned around and this girl (the hispanic girl) grabs my hand and pulls me down an old tractor trail through the woods. I am slightly resisting because I know what lies ahead and I don't want it to happen.

We get to this area and she gets close to me and somehow her clothes are coming off. I'm shocked because, while i knew she had a nice body, she was god damn sexy with less clothes on, like, the devil himself made her simply to tempt man. She wasn't beautiful, she was sexy, there's a difference, she was the epitome of sexy. She was all over me, begging me, and I finally break, knowing that it's a bad idea, but I just say 'fuck it, lets go'.

Somehow I know the area, and I am carrying her, naked, through the woods. She's making the sounds any desperate or slutty girl would make every time you touch her in a sexual way. I was carrying her with my left arm under her upper back, her tightly-lucious tits pressed together and in perfect view of my face, and my right arm through her legs, grasping her lower back, for the sexual effect. The few places I tried first were for some reason not ideal places for what we were about to do, as i'm running and carrying her, i know the overwhelming urge for us to fuck is starting to stall out because of the delay in time, I can tell by her pauses in sexual moaning to look around at where we were. the next is hazy but we end up in a dark room within my father's castle, he's some sort of lord, not a king, but of some significant importance. It is a light tan-grey stone fortress and he finds me carrying her up a staircase and orders me to get away from her, and that i know it's a bad idea.

I was humiliated for beign yelled at by my father while carrying a sexy, naked, hispanic girl to somewhere where we can get shit going. He told me that I knew it was wrong and did it any way. I reluctantly listened and stormed off leaving her there. But I didn't care anyway, she was a slut, and didn't deserve any respect, although I felt bad because she is still human, and my empathy for other people's feelings kicked in a little.

After I accepted that what my father told me was right, he ordered me to finish some tak of pulling in these black ropes that were strung across the large courtyard where people were below. I was on the castle wall and no matter how hard I pulled on these black ropes, they would whip me back towards them as if a weight was on the other end. Brute force didn't get the ropes in, but I found a knotted area that I untied which let the ropes loose and easy to pull in.

then I entered into a large high ceilened area, not owned by my father, but occupied by some sort of religious leader. A woman with white-blonde hair in white and light blue gown. she was about my age and I could tell by her eyes that she had interest in me, but would never venture because of other obligations. She yelles and urged me to run toward this pillared area in the center of the vast stone room, while old priests in maroon robes followed behind her. 8 pillars formed a boxed in area with a table and a glass container on top with miniature stone figures. All of a sudden, an obvious pair of 'golem' looking creatures started getting bigger and became so big that the table cumbled under their immense weight. They had ivory faces and hands showing from their stone armor, one was black and one was white. It was a challenge of courage where I had to face them without fear or doubt. I ran around one pillar and charged the black one. We stopped, bumping chests, stared at eachother, me with a daring, and fearless look, welcoming the challenge of them trying to harm me. Then they backed down and were neutral.

I know my dream continued but, I can not remember any more.

We'll see what my next dream has in store.